Donald Trump

President of USA

Résumé

― I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I'm the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn't successful like me. Romney ― I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney. Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest ― and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault.

Experience

  • 2017

    Became 45th president of the United States

  • 2016

    Won election race with 77 votes more than Clinton, yippe-kee-yay!

  • 2015

    Became the most important Republican nominating for presidential election run

  • 2009

    Changed my mind and became Republican again

PERSONAL LIFE

  • 2006

    Melania gained United States citizenship and gave birth to our son, Barron

  • 2005

    Married her

  • 1998

    Met my future third wife, Melania Knauss

Skills

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Character

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